Luxe Rejuvenate Massager
Introducing the Luxe Rejuvenate Massager by California Exotics - your ticket to the world of "sophisticated" self-care. It's like having your very own personal spa day, but without the awkward small talk with the masseuse!
This compact marvel is a pocket-sized powerhouse that combines luxury, discretion, and an almost conspiratorial level of quietness. When it says discreet, it means ninja-level, James Bond-level, your-kids-won't-hear-it-level quietness. The neighbors will never know you're treating yourself to a spa day in the comfort of your own bedroom.
But it's not just about being stealthy; it's got moves too. With seven tantalizing functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, it knows how to hit all the right spots. And we're not just talking physical. When you see those illuminated LED push button controls, you'll feel like you're piloting a spaceship on a mission to Pleasure Planet. EZ on/off – because, in the world of luxury self-care, complicated buttons are so last season.
It's made with the finest materials, including ABS with Satin Finish™/PU Cote (massager) and ABS (buttons). It even has a dash of silver plating for some extra bling. To power this tiny titan, you'll need 2 AAA batteries (Not Included). While it may not come with its own spa music playlist, you can always hum your favorite tunes as you indulge in some quality "me time."
So, when life gets stressful, and you need a little "you" time, reach for the Luxe Rejuvenate Massager. It's the height of self-indulgence and relaxation. Just remember to keep it quiet – you never know when the secret agents next door might need to borrow a cup of sugar.