Gender X EVERYONES LUBE
EVERYONES LUBE - Because Lubrication is for Everyone and Every Part!
Hold on to your hats (and other accessories), because Gender X EVERYONES LUBE is crashing the lubrication scene with a bang, a splash, and a whole lot of laughter. Get ready for a slippery ride!
Indications for Use: EVERYONE'S LUBE is not your average lubricant; it's a lubrication revolution! This water-based marvel is here to ensure that everyone gets a fair share of the slippery fun. Whether you're unleashing the beast, exploring uncharted territories, or just giving your lady bits a spa day, this lube has got you covered. Compatible with natural rubber latex and polyisoprene condoms – it's like a lubricated high-five. Sorry, polyurethane condoms, maybe next time!
Warning: Disclaimer: This product may cause uncontrollable laughter, excessive slipperiness, and an overwhelming urge to share with everyone you know. In case of laughter-induced discomfort, discontinue use and binge-watch your favorite comedy show. This lube is so slippery, it once beat a banana peel in a slip-off. Keep it away from children, pets, and anyone allergic to fun. Not suitable for ninja missions involving contraception or sperm eviction.
Directions: Ready to spice up your intimate moments with a side of humor? Apply EVERYONES LUBE liberally to your desired areas. Reapply as needed or whenever you feel the need to turn your bedroom into a comedy club.
Ingredients: EVERYONES LUBE is a masterpiece crafted with Water (Aqua), Propanediol, Gluconolactone, Hydroxyethyl cellulose, Sodium Benzoate, and Citric Acid. It's like a lubrication orchestra, playing the symphony of slip and slide.
Grab your sense of humor and join the EVERYONES LUBE party – where lubrication is for everyone and every part!